We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, ‘You don’t know Jack Schitt!’

Well, thanks to my friends generous genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.

Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt..

Against her parents’ objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.

After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.

Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt.
Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials.
The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.

Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.

Now when someone says, ‘You don’t know Jack Schitt,’ you can correct them.

Sincerely,
Crock O. Schitt

          

Today, I was on the S (shuttle) train heading to work. This black guy was yelling to these 2 tourists. One guy and one girl.
He was screaming to the guy about where he got his hat from. And the guy said Cali. The black guy was like oh for real? guess where im from.
The guy is soo stupid, hes like i don’t know. Obviously, the black guy is from there.
He later said something about where he used to live is where tupac’s hometown.
And he either said tupac or him was 6 years old at the time and he got a 4-5 in his hand.
Ok the guy looks like hes near his 30s. Tupac would’ve been around his age anyways. There’s no way for either him or tupac to be 6 years old holding a gun.
From what i remembered…tupac moved to cali when hes like 16-17?
so i don’t know what that guy is trying to say…i didn’t say anything.
The white guy was kinda ignoring him and the black guy is like “yo, are you listening to me? I’m trying to tell you a story man, God Bless”
“I used to hang out with pac, but hes dead now”

i don’t even think the white dude know who tupac is/was…