Alright, so last time there was a burglar that went to a house and stole only jellybeans.
Well now in NJ, a burglar stole $500 from a bedroom dresser, used the guy’s razor to shave and “whiskers” were left all over the sink. Some Life Savers were taken. Also the home owner reported that the burglar left behind black socks on the floor next to his bed…

Now this makes me think…if this man has a wife or not…and if she does…the “burglar” is just a disguise and in actuality he’s the wife’s affair…I mean come on…who the hell leaves their own socks in someone’s floor next to the bed???